Sunday, May 17, 2015

Mad Max: Fury Road--A Welcome Return to Awesomeness




I was watching The Blues Brothers the other day and about halfway through I thought to myself, “Why aren't movies this good any more?”  Crazy, hectic, inventive, packed with one good scene after another, entertaining pretty much from the first frame to the last.  I'll freely admit to a personal bias, but I feel like movies used to be much more awesome and now, with the most advanced technology in the history of the world at the disposal of any production company that can afford it, I find my attention wandering even during the big highlight moments, when you're supposed to be glued to the screen and committing to memory images you're intended to discuss at length with your friends days later.  Does anyone still do that?  Maybe—I probably don't get out enough to know.  Sure, every now and then something special comes along:  The Lord of the Rings trilogy, even if it did get weak by the third movie; The Dark Knight; Gravity, which, though people seem to be fond of dumping on it for its inaccuracies, is destined to become a cult classic for its breakneck pace alone; Ip Man, Ong Bak 2, maybe District 9.  I'm not saying there isn't anything new that's good, it just seems to happen so much less often these days.

Part of the reason I feel this way is because I'm middle aged.  The older you get, the harder you are to impress, but I was plenty impressed while rewatching The Blues Brothers, a movie from my favorite movie decade, the Eighties.  The Shining, The Thing, Robocop, The Terminator, The Empire Strikes Back, Raiders of the Lost Ark—a lot of my all time favorite movies came out of that decade, partly because most of my adolescence happened then, but also because—and I really believe this—movies were just better then in many ways.  They were more real, they were more solid, they were much less bland.  The reliance on CGI today means more movies that look flat, lack a genuine depth of field, look more like cartoons than live action, and all seem to blend together.

Among my favorites from the Eighties is The Road Warrior, the Mel Gibson/George Miller classic that redefined action on four wheels.  It invented an alternate universe of aftermath, a world forged out of the remains of a dead one that informs pretty much every post-apocalyptic film you see today.  It was fresh then, often imitated but never equaled.

 

Well, until now.  George Miller is back with his fourth venture into the Mad Max universe, and he has thoroughly, outrageously, and quite insanely outdone himself.  Mad Max: Fury Road is just that, mad and furious to the core, the most savage iteration of Miller's post-apocalypse, as brutal as a baseball bat to the teeth.  The level of inventiveness taking place here is beyond rare;  after all this time, I've gotten used to never expecting it.  Every few minutes there's a weird visual idea or sight gag, enough to fill ten other movies:  cars rigged with buzzsaws, bullets for teeth, breast-milk farms, pole vaulting punk rock car pirates, weird mutants, war trucks built out of several other vehicles, a sightless metal guitarist on bungie cords.  Miller has created a believable, plausible, fully realized fictional world, a culture cobbled together from the bits and pieces left over after whatever global catastrophe that wiped out civilization took place.



Mel Gibson's a bit old for this kind of thing (not to mention a bit unpopular), and Tom Hardy in the title role is a good replacement.  His Max is a natural progression for the character, half-wild and crazy, plagued by memories of the past and the daughter he couldn't save (more than once the movie refers to events from the first Mad Max, even inserting a few frames from a death scene in that film, making Fury Road feel more like a direct sequel to it than the two that came after).  Interestingly, the movie isn't really about him.  Charlize Theron's character, the one-armed Imperator Furiosa, has at least as much screen time, and it's her story that we find ourselves more invested in.  Max is just trying to survive, reluctantly lending a hand (not unlike in The Road Warrior and Beyond Thunderdome) to help a group of women escape the control of the heinous Immortan Joe (played by Hugh Keays-Byrne, the villain from the original Mad Max) and a life of forced breeding. 

The story is simplicity itself, because why should it be anything else?  Mad Max movies are car chase movies, and man do you get a ton of that.  Crashes and explosions dance around the screen like whirling dervishes on fire, at such a rate and degree of cinematic mastery that you can only shake your head at the technical expertise and level of production design unfolding in front of your eyes.  And most of it, truly the vast majority of it, is real.  There are CGI shots here and there, but the preponderance of the demolition shown is accomplished live to camera.  Compare that to the video game cars of the Fast and the Furious movies and their phony digital physics, or the unengaging overwrought nonsense of 300.   Nothing beats the real thing, and I hope Fury Road acts as an object lesson to Hollywood that CGI, while it has its place, just doesn't cut it when it comes to making lasting entertainment.  When a movie makes you think, “How did they keep those stunt people from getting killed?”, you know you're seeing something great.





This is the best of all the Mad Max films.  That's not an exaggeration, it's a fact.  Miller had access to a great cast and production team, and he used them to their fullest potential.  That Fury Road took so long to get made—I remember reading about Miller's struggles to get it produced years ago—says a great deal about the infuriating imbecility of the movie industry.  Man of Steel had a sequel greenlit as soon as it was in theaters, but this took forever?  Jesus.              

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Avengers: Age of Ultron and Related Rambling




I read a review of Avengers 2 on the EW website a couple of days before seeing it and the reviewer made a big deal out of how Marvel movies are all starting to look the same. No surprise there—this and the previous Avengers movie were directed by Joss Whedon, Jon Favreau did the first two Iron Man movies (followed by a third not done by him that nevertheless looks like it was), and Captain America: The Winter Soldier was clearly designed to fit an overall aesthetic dictated by those earlier Marvel installments. Marvel has made it clear they want everything in the MCU, barring the Netflix Daredevil series, to fit pretty much the same style and tone, even to the point that they rejected Edgar Wright's treatment of Ant-Man allegedly because it didn't fit with that vision (I'm very curious to see how that movie turns out—the ads make it look a lot like the plot is almost identical to the first Iron Man, complete with a villain who wears a supersuit like the hero and fights him using similar powers).

The real issue with any of this stuff is whether you have fun while you're watching it, and whether you'll later go back to see it again. I've watched the first Avengers twice, would happily see it a couple more times in the space of the next year or so. Same with The Winter Soldier, a fast-paced and witty combination of James Bond and superheroes that is maybe among the most memorable giant-budget Hollywood extravaganzas in recent memory (I'd certainly watch it before sitting through the Hobbit movies again). Really, Marvel has done something absolutely remarkable with the slew of movies they've released since 2008. They've found a nearly perfect balance of humor, suspense, and drama (with some missteps—the two Thor movies, though still pretty diverting, leave a lot to be desired), they make movies that are fun and colorful instead of dark and “gritty”a lesson the makers of the upcoming DC films would do well to learn from, especially in regards to how they handle a classically light and fun character like Superman—and they come together into a total intra-narrative arc that for the most part works and makes sense, as long as you suspend some disbelief about how Thor or the Hulk don't help out Captain America in his movie, or why not even Black Widow or Hawkeye lend Iron Man a hand in the third installment in his series.

So what does all that mean for Avengers: Age of Ultron? It means I'm looking forward to seeing what they do in future films based on what they've done here. It's not great, but it's definitely good. There's a ton of stuff going on in this movie; they pile one character on top of another, even introducing a new hero, The Vision, in the last act. Most critics will tell you this is bad storytelling; anyone who's read Marvel comics knows they loved to pack tons of characters into their stories, sometimes into two or three connected panels, and that Age of Ultron is just staying true to the feel of its source material. I'm not the world's biggest comics guy, so I'm no purist, but I get the impression that what happens in this movie is pretty friendly to long-time fans.

My only gripe is there isn't enough Hulk. Apart from the Fantastic Four, it was early Hulk comics that I had the most familiarity with in my childhood, and the two stand-alone Hulk movies weren't much (though I don't hate the second one). I've heard some people say that the Hulk doesn't translate well into solo films—after all, he's a grunting monster with no vocabulary who does little more than wreck things. Actually, there have been many versions of the Hulk over the years, including some with the mind of Bruce Banner intact, or with a fully formed, non-Bruce Banner personality that is nonetheless articulate and cunning. How hard would it be to make that possible in the MCU? I know the real reason they're not going to do a stand-alone Hulk any time soon is because Universal owns the rights to those (I'm assuming Universal has a deal with Marvel Studios similar to the one Marvel just hammered out with Sony in order to bring Spiderman into the Avengers and thus save the character from being made forever lame in one lackluster Sony production after another), but there appears to be a great deal of fretting about how to handle the Hulk if the possibility of a stand-alone film ever arises. Again, I don't see why. I kept expecting Scarlet Witch to zap the Hulk with some kind of telepathic magic and make him lucid—it would have been an easy way to bring a new quality out in the character, add some interest, and probably wouldn't have interfered with the upcoming story arcs Marvel has planned for its next films. But maybe having a dumb Hulk provides a little balance; every other member of the Avengers is a machine gun of funny quips, and a non-witty Hulk is a decent counterpoint to that. Still, a good Hulk movie is more than doable, and as a fan of the character I'd like to see one.



The filmmakers are also doing a great job of giving the individual Avengers a passable dramatic progression. There's a relationship between Banner and Black Widow, the kernel of discord between Captain America and Iron Man that is no doubt intended to lead us into the story for Captain America 3, a family for Hawkeye (not to mention several nods to fans pointing out how funny it is to have a guy whose only power is being really good at shooting arrows on a team with people sporting immeasurable strength, the gift of flight, and unbeatable martial arts skill), and the rebirth of S.H.I.E.L.D. Yeah, it all speeds by in a blur, but you can't say this movie gives you a chance to be bored, something you definitely can't say about all Hollywood blockbusters. Also, James Spader's voice work as Ultron is fantastic; nuanced, funny, sarcastic, and fresh for a character of this type, who in the past would have spoken in clichéd, doom-filled declarations (you know the kind I mean: “Really, Stark, do you think you and your team of do-gooders can stop me?!).

That's probably the greatest achievement of the MCU. They've altered the expectations for superhero movies. The Dark Knight did a lot as well (even if that trilogy is responsible for the dreary look of Man of Steel and, if the current ad is any indication, its sequel), but Marvel has really raised the bar. Superhero movies have to be smart now, they have to appeal to well-read, educated fans as well as the usual movie-going dimwits, they have to have respect for the history of the comics they're adapting. That never used to be the case—remember Tim Burton's Batman films? Or Joel Schumacher's? Or Superman III and IV? Superheroes were treated as trash for children, with no respect for the fact that many of the fans were adults who had not only grown up with the characters, but were reading comics that had grown up with them. That has changed now, pretty much for the better. Although eventually, this superhero movie fad will burn out. What will replace it is a complete mystery, but until then, we'll very likely end up with even more good to go along with the bad. Most of the good, its safe to say, will probably be the product of Marvel.




Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Birdman's Pretty Cool, Machete Kills Isn't




For somebody who considers himself a film buff, I have the embarrassing habit of not getting around to seeing a movie until well after the rest of the cinephile community has watched it, analyzed it, and moved on some other motion picture phenomenon. Shit, if I'm being totally and brutally honest, there are movies practically everyone in the world has seen—at any rate, everyone in my generation and possibly the ones before and after it—that I still haven't gotten around to, or saw half an hour of and never made an effort to go back and fill in the gaps in the narrative. To date, I haven't seen all of The Breakfast Club, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, The Sound of Music, Point Break, I've never watched a frame of Truffaut outside of Fahrenheit 451, and no Terrence Malick outside of The Tree of Life (which nearly put me to sleep), all because I'm at heart a dilettante who doesn't have the time or the inclination to watch every fucking thing committed to film or captured on whatever the hell digital video is made out of.

That's why I've only now seen Birdman close to two months after it won the Oscar for Best Picture. Like a lot of people, I'd never heard of it until it had that award bestowed upon it, a fact that says a lot about how the Academy looks at movies compared to the rest of the viewing public. Not because the greater mass of filmgoers are idiots and the august men and women (it isn't just men, is it?) who vote awards into the hands of Hollywood's elect are true connoisseurs of the art with refined taste both unassailable and indefinable, but because most people go to the movies to have fun and the Academy votes for movies it collectively believes make it look smart, politically correct, or fully appreciative of the way actors can ham up a scene, all while trying to seem relevant in a way that doesn't come off as transparent or ham-fisted.

The fear of irrelevancy is the heart beating at the center of Birdman; Micheal Keaton plays a washed-up actor formerly known for playing an absurd superhero called Birdman in a trio of films from years before. Now he wants to be taken seriously, and what better way to do that than by staging one of Raymond Carver's better-known stories on the Broadway stage? Despite his best efforts, no one takes him seriously, not his drug-addict daughter (played by Emma Stone), not the asshole actor he's hired to fill out the cast (played with expert douchiness by Edward Norton), not by the evil, vindictive New York theater critic who vows, to his face, to trash his play regardless of how good or bad it is because How dare he?! Along the way he suffers most of a nervous breakdown, maybe flies but probably not, has delusions of being able to move objects with his mind, and hears an inner voice that is essentially his comic book alter ego egging him on to give up plays and get back to the business of doing what he loves to do: making Hollywood blockbusters for the masses.

Of course this movie won Best Picture. There is nothing on this Earth Hollywood loves more than movies about itself, about how phony and full of shit it is (one offscreen character even calls out to Keaton “You're all so full of shit!”), about pretentiousness and prestige and the lust for legitimacy. I think it's because producers and stars and directors like to think of themselves as fully self-aware, totally hip to what they really are and what the nature of their business really is, and want to let some portion of the viewing public know Hey, we're not actually a bunch of clueless, self-important assholes—look, we even made a movie about how we think we're self-important assholes! It's meta! 

It's a smart movie in a lot of ways, and it has interesting things to say about the nature of the entertainment industry and the lives of performers, but it's also not without its flaws. It's a very actor-y, director-y movie, loaded with technical flourishes and Big Actor Moments, lots of speeches about Life and Everything Else, and it feels very much like it wants to be a big movie about something big. I can't really tell if it's decrying the descent Hollywood has made in recent years into an obsession with superheroes and comic books, lampooning the clichéd outrage towards such a descent, or both. It can certainly bemoan the lack of subtlety and nuance in current Hollywood fare, the emphasis on special effects over story and character, the lack of anything real on the screen—an idea it underscores by having Keaton shoot his own nose off during a performance and accidentally becoming a sensation all over again as a result. Can't get any more real than that.

I really like the theme of irrelevancy, mainly because I think it's one of the defining elements of our age. We're all now experiencing an era in which change happens at such a ridiculous pace it's become all too easy to fall behind if you don't make the effort to keep up. Ever watch old people try to make their way around a computer? It's sad to see, you can sense the mingled frustration and regret, the dire feeling of being woefully, irredeemably out of place with the times. What's sadder still is that it happens to everybody. The hippest, most up-to-date young people living today will, decades from now, find themselves in the same boat as people my age and older who find themselves increasingly out of step with what's going on. There is a brief window in which you find yourself on the cutting edge, often without really trying, and then you're done. 

The notion of legitimacy in Birdman is interesting in light of the fact that Carver, whose work is used in the story as a yardstick for true artistic integrity, was the focus of controversy some time after his death when it came to light that Gordon Lish, an editor at Esquire who had published many of Carver's early stories and edited his published books of short fiction, had rewritten Carver's original drafts so extensively as to be considered a co-author of the pieces, to a degree that he is sometimes credited with himself creating the spare Hemingway-on-cough-syrup minimalist style long recognized as the hallmark of Carver's writing. When in Carver's final book, Cathedral, his style appeared far more effusive, it was assumed to be the result of artistic maturation; in light of the later revelations, it seemed to be a result of not having Lish rewrite the stories. None of which is mentioned in Birdman, but it does serve as fertile subtext for the film.



As long as I'm on the subject of irrelevancy, I might as well mention that I watched Robert Rodriguez' Machete Kills. I liked the first Machete for what it was, a goofy, outrageous homage to Seventies exploitation, a ball Rodriguez and Tarantino got rolling with Grindhouse (or, if I want to be a little more accurate, that Tarantino got rolling with Kill Bill) and that Rodriguez has tragically not been able to get away from. I say tragically because Rodriguez is clearly a gifted creative force, acting as a one-man production company on all of his films, capable, at least in theory, of making significant, ground-breaking work. Instead, he's stuck in the seventh grade, still doodling pictures of decapitated zombies and big-titted models on his PeeChee, longing to recreate the gory excesses and indifferent campiness of his favorite films from a bygone era. This really seems to be the only kind of thing he's able to do apart from kids' movies—and honestly, they're all kids' movies of one kind or another. His best film in my opinion, the first Sin City, is a panel-for-panel adaptation of a simplistic, violently-obsessed comic series by the possibly mentally unstable Frank Miller, which doesn't say much for Rodriguez' taste or future potential, particularly because he recently released a sequel to that film. Machete Kills feels lazy, immensely dull for all the digitally-enhanced action Rodriguez squeezes into the run time, and well past its prime as a concept.  My attention wandered an average of every two minutes. Not a single joke lands, not a single bullet wound or severed limb carries an impact. Maybe he made this in an attempt to make up for the box office failure of Sin City 2, but it would have been better, and it's probably about time, if he moved on to something else, something with an adult audience in mind that addresses more adult themes. My only concern is that he might not have it in him to do it.

Monday, April 13, 2015

High On Fire at Club Congress: Embrace the Awesome




On April 7th I attended a High On Fire show at Club Congress here in Tucson, with Godhunter and Saviours opening. I'm racking my brain for the last time I went to a metal show in the last, say, six or so years, and I'm drawing a blank unless I count the last time I saw High On Fire, and that was back in 2007. Although I love the genre, for one reason or another I've never really attended that many metal shows, which owes as much to the fact that I'm cheap as it does to opportunity.

In my home town of Mount Vernon, between about '88 to '91, there used to be a band called Cranial Decomposition whose sound was equal parts metal and punk, and I'm pretty sure they have the distinction of being the first metal band I ever saw live. I was sixteen, drunk on whiskey I'd chugged in the bushes outside Hillcrest Lodge with a couple of friends, and probably stoned as well. As that show also had my first mosh pit, I put out the best effort I could by running around in circles like a fool until one of the buddies of a band member's older brother, a leather-jacketed guy in his twenties and at least twice my size, slammed into me going the opposite way, knocking me clean off my feet and sending me in an arc into the welcoming arms of some people on the periphery of the pit, who then shoved me off of them like a sack of potatoes they hated.

I'm in my early forties now and the evening of April 7th reminded me of something I knew unconsciously going in but realize with complete clarity now—I'm getting a little old for live metal. Oh, I can watch it, there's no personal harm in that, but I sure as hell can't get in there and mosh. No fucking way. I didn't try—I wasn't about to try—but I saw enough to confirm I'd made the wisest choice.
Things started off calmly with the first two bands, both of which were loud and energetic. The audience stood and watched, bobbed their heads to the beat, drank their respective beverages in peaceful contemplation. Well, I thought, this sure is a sedate crowd. The last time I'd seen High On Fire a small but insistent portion of the crowd had been insane. One guy did spinning karate kicks, and a couple of other guys I'm pretty sure went outside to do meth, because they left the club crazy and came back a few minutes later crazy as fuck. Karate guy got shoved to the ground by a big frat dude mid-spin kick, people were ejected from the club (Plush, now The Flycatcher, which no longer books very interesting shows), I'm almost positive blood was shed.

But these folks were chill. I assumed, based on the evidence around me, that the tenor of this show was going to be different.

Then High On Fire took the stage. They played their first fast song of the set. A little guy standing behind me took off his t-shirt, tied it around his head and face like he was planning to carry out an anarchist black mask direct action, and ran full tilt into the part of the crowd nearest the stage, swinging his arms, shoving, jumping like an overcaffeinated chimpanzee. A few minutes passed and more people joined in, until before long there was what appeared, for all intents and purposes, to be a brawl happening in the middle of the club floor. To the right of the stage was an emergency exit with one of those push handles that runs the width of the door; more than once people were pushed into it, sending them out of the club and onto the sidewalk. An older guy a few feet from me (who am I kidding? He was probably exactly my age) sneered when somebody knocked into him and made him spill his beer on himself. Crowd surfers who wound up on stage got picked up by roadies of intimidating strength and placed back into the fray. I kept my hands up and prepared to repel any errant moshers who might come my way.

Like an idiot, I forgot to bring earplugs with me. I'd thought of it and then promptly dismissed the thought from my mind. A High On Fire album is like a power drill the size of an elephant boring a hole into the middle of your forehead. Live, that drill grows into a whale. Lead guitarist Matt Pike's sound is as muddy and sludgy as anything I've ever heard (no surprise from a former member of über-sludge metal band Sleep) and comes at you like a hail of cinderblocks. After the show I heard nothing but a high dentist drill whine in both of my ears and the very muffled sounds of the street. When I walked by people I strained to hear bits of conversation and caught nothing but what sounded like a radio station broadcasting from fifty miles away.

The other annoying thing is I walked right past Matt Pike on the sidewalk outside of Club Congress and didn't say hi. Chalk it up to being mostly deaf and not wanting to make an ass of myself. It was just one of many times I've been within feet of someone whose work I admire and didn't say anything. When Built To Spill played at Dry River here in town, I was five feet from Doug Martsch and, as with Mr. Pike, didn't say a damn thing. Because I'm sure to run into him again. At the Gastown Pub in Vancouver back in '95 where the Melvins were playing with Godhead Silo I could have reached out and touched Buzz Osbourne while he was playing pool, but thought better of it. I've always wanted to tell that guy how much his music has meant to me; it actually would mean more to say it now than it would have then. At least I got to interview Dale (and the bassist they were recording with at the time, who came off as a dick) for the 'zine a friend and I were doing. I attended two days of a John Woo film festival at the Seattle Art Museum in, I think, '94, and while other people got in line to have him sign their stuff I hung back and wimped out. Much less importantly, I saw actor Mandy Patinkin (you might remember him as Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride, or the bald alien detective Sam Francisco in Alien Nation) at the Tucson International Airport as I was coming off a flight. I've never wanted to meet him, but still...celebrity sighting. Oh, and when Elmore Leonard spoke at the University of Arizona Festival of Books, he stuck around to sign books and, as with John Woo, I didn't make the effort. He's dead now, so I know for a fact that was my one shot to meet him. One of these days I'll get over my sheepishness and just say “Hey, I love your work” to somebody I think deserves to hear it, even if they turn out to be an entitled douche who hears that all the time. 

So, if you're Matt Pike, and you happen to read this—Love your work.

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Paranormal Activity Keeps Going, Like It or Not




Now that it appears that the Paranormal Activity series will continue later this year with a Part 6, maybe this is as good a time as any to look back at what worked and what didn't for those movies.

I really liked the first one a lot, and owing to the fact that I watched it in a dark living room late at night, it kind of scared the shit out of me. Not a lot of movies share that distinction. While I consider myself a horror fan for the most part (I was much more serious about the genre in my teens, but my enthusiasm for it has tapered off as the years have gone by), the majority of horror movies bore the shit out of me. Too silly, too tongue-in-cheek, and I've seen most of the tropes before. Actual scares like what I felt when I saw The Exorcist or Night of the Living Dead for the first time are very, very rare indeed. So when something comes along that has me looking over my shoulder days or weeks later, I tend to take it seriously. Even if, as in the case of PA and its four sequels (I know I'll probably get sick of typing the full title over and over, so it's PA from here on out) it's cheap, derivative and not up to repeat viewings.

What's funny is that if you kept up with the series, repeat viewing was exactly what you were doing. Oh I know, there's a half-assed story about a witches coven that sort of develops around Part 3, but it's just there to give the audience the illusion that they aren't watching the same thing again and again. Part 2 is virtually identical to Part 1. Part 3 travels back to the poorly-simulated 80s to fill in some backstory. Part 4 jumps back to the present day to continue the bare bones storyline.

The scares never, ever varied, and tended to use the kind of effects that don't cost very much money. Doors slowly creak open, chandeliers swing by themselves, strange thumping noises come from other rooms. Somebody always, always gets picked up and dragged around by an invisible force (okay, in Part 4 the dad gets thrown around at the end, but same difference), and a possessed person gets a case of scary monster face.



By Part 4 the endings get incredibly weak, though that was essentially true by the second film. I watched it about a week ago and I thought, Really? That's it? A crowd of evil women and more monster face? Jesus, that's lazy. Everything about the PA series feels lazy, not to mention cynical. The producers knew they didn't really have to change up anything, and didn't bother until, I assume, the fourth movie failed to perform well.

That's when the big change happened. Parts 1 through 4 deal exclusively with well-to-do white suburbanites. Then suddenly, with Part 5, the setting changes to a working class, urban Hispanic family, replete with pandering racial humor. Why? My guess is that the producers felt the series might still be viable if they switched the demographic focus. I live in Tucson, and for a few months a billboard just west of Grant and Alvernon showed an ad for PA 5. You never see movie ads on billboards in Tucson. The only reason for the sudden presence of one is that the city has a significant Hispanic population, and that was Part 5's target audience. As if they hadn't been watching the series already, along with everyone else.

I don't think that late-in-the-game change-up worked. PA movies used to come fast because they're relatively cheap and easy to make, at least one a year if not more, and it's been almost a couple of years since Part 5. I haven't looked at the numbers, but I'm betting it fell on its face. Like all the others, it's derivative, though this time it borrows from Chronicle instead of just The Blair Witch Project and the previous installments in the series.

Though I wish it were otherwise, Part 5, weak as it was, won't spell the end of the series. I bear no ill will toward the series creators (how can I have ill will toward people I don't know?), but their pessimistic money grab is a little more than insulting to its audience, even if that audience is often too young to know better. Besides, there are much better found footage movies out there, such as the two VHS movies, The Den, Lucky Bastard, and The Taking of Deborah Logan (not to mention, in no particular order, Cloverfield, Europa Report, the unfairly maligned Apollo 18, Grave Encounters 2, The Conspiracy, and probably about a dozen others). Unlike some people, I have nothing against the found footage genre in and of itself—what slasher movies were to schlocky exploitation in the 80s, found footage movies are to the present day. Some are good and some aren't, just like anything else.

That is PA's cinematic legacy. There's so much found footage stuff now, from the recent Twister remake Into the Storm to mocumentary series like Veep and Parks and Recreation, that the style is clearly fixed well into the near future of pop culture. Some of it even gets past the common mistake of expecting people to believe that a character experiencing mortal terror can shoot expertly composed video and keep their subject squarely in frame.

I doubt it'll go away any time soon. Smartphone cameras and Skyping, or something else like them, are going to be with us forever, and found footage movies make too much sense in that context. The only question is how inventively filmmakers apply the style. PA gave up on inventiveness a while back, and eventually the diminishing returns will finish if off for good.



Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies--Like a Very, Very Big Salad




My wife and I were in Pasadena a couple of weeks ago with a friend and we all decided to go to a showing of The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies. He'd seen it a few times before, but was fine watching it again—he's a big Tolkien nut. We had already planned to see it while staying in LA because, well, we'd seen the first two, and it would have felt weird not to finish out the trilogy.

For my part, I was looking forward to it. Contrary to the popular complaint that these movies are too long, the second film felt too short to me. Once Smaug took off from the mountain to lay waste to the fishing village (don't expect me to remember place names—it's been years since I've read any Tolkien) I was ready for more. I fully expected things to go on for another hour; but then, what would that leave for the next installment?

Probably not a lot, and everyone knows the reason for that. The Hobbit is not a long book. You can literally read it in one day with time left over for three meals and a shower, and Tolkien clearly wrote it with the intention of it being a breezy children's fable that adults could enjoy as well, probably while reading it aloud at bedtime.

When Guillermo del Toro was originally slated to direct the Hobbit films with Peter Jackson producing, he had the right idea about how to bring it to the screen: do two movies. He believed the book had a perfect stopping point right in the middle that would make sense as a break in a duology. It would have saved the trouble of having to bring in a bunch of other unused material from the Lord of the Rings books, just to justify padding the movies out to a trilogy. The Hobbit became three movies because three are likely to make more money than two would have—I can't imagine that the decision was made for artistic reasons. Instead of breeziness, we get an overblown story that takes way longer than it should to get where it's going, which is nowhere in particular.



No, sorry, I take that back. Much too flippant of me. Where it's going is into the maw of CGI monster combat, wave after wave of it, pretty much endless once it gets up momentum, taking long enough that by the time you're done, you're exhausted. Not the good exhaustion that comes after exhilaration, but just tired. While it's obvious filmmakers have to dramatize books in such a way that they read as decent cinema, this feels like overkill.

None of this is in the true spirit of the book, which is quick and to the point, making these films, for all their reliance on state-of-the-art computer effects and Jackson's insistence on stretching out every moment from the source, a bad adaptation of Tolkien's work. It's the wrong approach.
The jam-packed feel of this last film should come as no surprise to anyone familiar with Jackson's work. I don't just mean his Hollywood stuff, but his entire career. Bad Taste, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles—most of his movies strive for excess. Jackson is at his best when he can find a balance between his desire to do everything that comes into his head and how to best tell a story, a standard he more or less sustained through the three Lord of the Rings movies, which have deservedly become classics. Battle of Five Armies is more closely related to Jackson's King Kong, a bloated, clunky, over-the-top movie that still managed, despite its faults, to be sporadically entertaining. In a way, it's a very laudable quality Jackson has; he wants to give the audience their money's worth, even if that means they have to sit in one place for four straight hours.



I don't think it's fair for people to compare these films to the Star Wars prequel trilogy. Those movies are genuinely ill-conceived and poorly executed. The Hobbit movies aren't as good as the Lord of the Rings, but they have some very good moments, and they're well made for the most part. They do feel a lot like an afterthought, something Jackson did because he felt he had to and not because he really had a passion to, but they're not awful; certainly not Phantom Menace awful. I wish Del Toro had done these instead of the lunkheaded Pacific Rim, but what's done is done. And it would have been nice if Jackson hadn't used more CGI than he used on Lord of the Rings, which makes the new films a poor visual fit with the older ones—one thing they do have in common with Lucas' misguided efforts. Some of the animosity also comes, I think, from the fact that many young people who saw the Lord of the Rings movies as kids are seeing these new movies from the perspective of their twenties, and it's next to impossible to reproduce the sense of wonder that comes so easily in our early youth. These days the market is glutted with ultra-expensive sci-fi/fantasy extravaganzas, causing them to lose some of their luster; way back when the century was new, they weren't quite so common.

Jackson's a man who loves his toys, though, with all their high frame rates and 3D graphics, and he won't keep his hands off them just because it's a good idea. His most recent attempt at a “smaller” movie, The Lovely Bones, is apparently as overblown as his other fantasy films, so I doubt there'll ever be a switch to cheaper, character-driven projects in the future; he's addicted to special effects and gizmos, and like any addict, he has to progressively increase the dose in order to maintain the same high. Chances are, Jackson's career peaked with Lord of the Rings, and he'll never again return to that pinnacle, no matter how much money he throws onto the screen. That isn't such a tragedy, really; better to achieve greatness and never repeat it than to never achieve greatness at all, I say. Still, it's too bad the Hobbit films bring that notion to mind. 


Sunday, January 11, 2015

I Am Big Bird: The Greatness of Caroll Spinney




It's been literally decades since I've watched an episode of Sesame Street, but I can say without equivocation that it was a major formative influence on my youth. More than one generation of American children (and quite a few worldwide) learned how to count, how to tell the letters of the alphabet, and how to appreciate silly foam puppets from watching Jim Henson's incredible brainchild. It first aired in the late '60's—I wasn't born until the early '70's, but I started watching it soon enough that I caught it in what I consider to be its best incarnation, back when it had that funky, groovy psychedelic style rooted in colorful animation and soul-inflected music. The puppet sketches were funny, informative and a little sardonic, a quality that probably had more than a little to do with the snarky, ironic sensibilities that came to characterize Generation X twenty or so years later. And more than one twenty-something I knew in the early-to-mid '90's had some item of Sesame Street paraphernalia to commemorate the lamented loss of their childhood (Scooby Doo and Star Wars were also very popular).



What I didn't realize at the time, because I didn't have enough experience of the world to understand, was that Sesame Street was set in New York City. It's not a fact important to an enjoyment of the show, but in retrospect it makes its conception easier to grasp. Henson and company didn't just want to teach children about the fundamentals of numbers and letters—they wanted them to learn about the diversity of races and cultures of the world. What better setting for that lesson than New York, one of the most diverse cities on the face of the Earth. A part of me wonders if today's arch-conservatives don't curse Henson for helping to create so many free-thinking, multiculture-loving, socialist liberals (“socialist” here meaning anything that doesn't encourage you to be a paranoid, hateful prick).

All these years I've never thought very deeply about the origins of the show, or about the people who performed on it. Which is probably what made my recent viewing of I Am Big Bird—at the Loft Theater in Tucson, AZ--so fascinating. The movie focuses on the life and career of Caroll Spinney, the man who has for over forty years played both Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch. A gentle and sweet-tempered man, Spinney has shown a level of dedication to children's entertainment and puppeteering that is nearly epic, especially in light of the intense harassment he's suffered over the years for the sake of his art. He demonstrated an interest in puppets from a very young age, a fact that, not surprisingly, encouraged his peers to consider him gay at a time when, you know, having a sexuality that deviated even a degree from obnoxiously straight could get you seriously beaten or killed. He also suffered a terrible first marriage to a woman contemptuous of his work and a lot of bullying from his long-time director on the show. Many people would have quit. Instead, Spinney made iconic characters and memorable childhoods.

Much of the runtime deals with his second marriage to someone who probably fits the definition of the expression “soul mate” about as well as anybody. What the filmmakers appear to want to do more than anything is communicate the degree to which the couple love one another, and they succeed capably. Be warned—I Am Big Bird is a shameless, relentless tearjerker. Anyone who can get through Big Bird singing at Jim Henson's funeral without tearing up isn't a person I want to know. If that's what you seek in documentaries, look no further.

What they don't dwell on quite as much, and I wish they had, are the more technical aspects of Spinney's job. When they do, it really brings home how much devotion and stamina the man must possess. He can't actually see out of the costume; he requires a small TV monitor that he wears around his waist, with his lines clipped out of the script, pasted onto cardboard and set on top of it. Everything he does—walking, jumping, skipping, even crossing a stream on stepping stones, is done virtually blind and while performing in character. It always pisses me off when somebody looks at a person who works in the arts and doesn't think they really work. Try doing what Spinney does, and has done for forty years, for just one day, and say that isn't skilled labor.



Middle-aged people like me who haven't watched Sesame Street in decades can forget how big of a deal it was back in the day. Prior to Elmo and Dora the Explorer (they're still a thing with kids now, right?), Big Bird was the king of children's television. He traveled the world as a kind of ambassador, sold billions of tons of merchandise, and has stayed in the memory of every kid who grew up with him. I'm grateful a documentary like I Am Big Bird got made—it did a lot to remind me of what I considered important before public school made a lifelong cynic out of me and my interests turned to giant monsters and slasher movies.


Room 237 and The Shining: The Cool and the Crazy




With my new Netflix account (gift card), I've now had the chance to watch Room 237, right on the heels of what was probably my twentieth viewing of Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.

The most telling moment in the documentary comes when one of the half-dozen or so narrators remarks that it's possible to see Kubrick's face in the clouds during the eerie opening credit sequence. If any one thing sums up much of the theorizing surrounding The Shining, that's it. Just like seeing rabbits and dragons in marching columns of clouds, people project onto the film what they want to see, or, more accurately, whatever happens to be going occupying their minds at the time—and if we're talking about the voices who make up much of the audio track of Room 237, it's stuff that's been swimming around untamed and unmanaged in their streams of consciousness for years.

One person seems to believe that World War II was faked, that maybe most of history was faked, and that Kubrick was hip this chronic artificiality hidden form the public at large (if only they would pay attention!) Another more infamously thinks Kubrick was admitting to his role in helping to fake the moon landings (oddly, this same person at one and the same time believes the landings were faked but that we still actually went to the moon—what's the point of faking anything if you're really going to do it? The psychic dissonance this man experiences daily must start to sting after a while). More rational theories touch on the Holocaust, the genocide of American Indians, and the legacy of corruption and brutality in the United States.

I agree with some of the things said, or at the very least I don't think they sound like complete bullshit. It's obvious Kubrick held King's novel in some degree of contempt—he tossed most of the book out and added a lot of new stuff. (In fairness to Kubrick, he was going to leave a little more in: the living hedge animals from the book were going to be included, but Kubrick didn't think the special effects looked realistic enough.) Most of what remains of King's work is a skeleton that has been picked utterly clean, leaving a framework on which Kubrick could hang the story he was more interested in telling. Not a ghost story in the strictest sense—Kubrick didn't believe in the supernatural, and he was about more than just yelling “Boo!” at his audience, though he does an admirable job where it counts. What he's saying appears to be, seems to be, about family dysfunction primarily and perhaps, secondarily, about how violent impulses in the family unit lead to violence on a broader scale.



It works as a drama, too, without reading much into it. The last third is frantic, weird, and primal, and grips your attention like a vice, demonstrating Kubrick was as great at filming action (Full Metal Jacket and Clockwork Orange being two other good examples—and hell, let's throw in Spartacus) as he was at slow, stately, highly composed shots. It contrasts with the stilted line readings and deliberate pace of the first act, done that way, I believe, to emphasize the false fronts people put up in public to hide the turmoil going on underneath. Kubrick was often accused of being a cold, clinical filmmaker, but the raw emotional power that comes through toward the end of The Shining, thanks mainly to Nicholson's manic performance and Duvall's screaming hysterics, shows that he knew exactly when to let things fly out of control—in a very controlled way, of course.



But let me steer things back to Room 237. The problem with many of the theories different people have about The Shining is that conspiracy theorists—and I really wish there was another way of describing them, because those are two words that get way too much mileage—tend to be very literal-minded, in their loopy kind of way. Those who insist that there is a “code” to The Shining, a “right” way of looking at it, don't seem to understand art very well. Most artists, if they're good, and Kubrick was great, leave their work wide open to interpretation, which goes a long way toward explaining why the content to a movie like Room 237 exists in the first place. There's no key that unlocks the whole mystery, because any creative person worth their salt knows that mystery is half the fun.
I suppose it's possible Kubrick really did make epic cinematic puzzle boxes, and everything that shows up in frame, every piece of furniture and Disney decal, every can of baking powder and pile of luggage, is a fractal in that larger puzzle that, when all are fitted together, provides an unadulterated view into the mind of an indisputable filmmaking genius.

The genius part is what creates some of the difficulty. Just because someone is brilliant doesn't mean they never make mistakes, or that they know everything, or they control everything about their work with the skill of a necromancer. It doesn't even mean they're rational—Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, for all his obvious brilliance, sincerely believed in fairies and the claims of spiritual mediums. It also doesn't mean The Shining doesn't have bona fide gaffes—note the shadow of the helicopter shooting the footage for the opening credits (unless you think that's a reference to the Vietnam war—Jesus Christ) Diehards might say, “Why did he leave it in, then?”, to which I'd answer, “Maybe they only had the helicopter for one day and couldn't go back to reshoot the footage once they'd noticed the mistake.” It's a mesmerizing set of images, and it's very possible Kubrick figured people wouldn't notice. Home video wasn't a thing when The Shining came out—how could he have guessed that some people would obsess over every frame like fucking maniacs in the comfort of their own darkened living rooms? Who does that?



Heavy meaning is also placed in things that might just as easily be gags. The chair behind Jack Nicholson that disappears between shots? That could be a joke, the kind a filmmaker might get a kick out of playing on an audience. The fact that Nicholson is reading a copy of Playgirl in one scene? Definitely a joke, though I'll allow that its inclusion might have had thematic significance as well (I'm referring to the incest article mentioned on the cover—text the audience could have no hope of reading, by the way).



But since we're talking about theories, I have one of my own. I read once in a Fangoria magazine back in the '80's that the sets for The Shining burned down and had to be rebuilt because shooting hadn't finished. As I understand it, movies are shot on a fairly strict schedule; extra time means more money spent, and although Kubrick was riding pretty high at this point in his career, it's unlikely the studio was willing to just throw more money at the production if it ran behind—less so in this case because they would have already blown a lot of money having the sets rebuilt. For a serious control freak like Kubrick, that would be incredibly frustrating. It's the kind of situation where someone might decide to let little things slide, let continuity errors go because hey, who's really gonna notice and who has time to go back and fix that shit? A missing chair here and there doesn't usually register in a viewer's consciousness during dramatic scenes, and a man like Kubrick was the sort of person who would understand that very well. 

Such frustration might explain a few other things, like Kubrick's inexcusable harassment of Duvall on the set. For those who like cited sources from the film itself, how about this: remember the scene where Nicholson menaces Duvall like a flamboyantly rabid coyote in the Colorado Room, backing her toward the stairs as she wields a baseball bat? I haven't read the novel in decades, but I'm pretty sure the scene isn't in there. And what does Nicholson say at one point? Something along the lines of, “I have been entrusted with the care of the Overlook Hotel until May the first. I have signed a letter of agreement, a contract, stating that I would do so. Do you have any idea what the word 'responsibility' means?”



Let's entertain the idea that this is Kubrick complaining out in the open, right in the middle of his own movie, about the fact that he was contractually obligated to bring a film in on time and on budget despite all of the setbacks he faced. There's also the scene in which Nicholson chews Duvall out for bothering him while he's writing, where he complains that interruptions break his concentration and thus require him to take time to get back in the zone. Since I'm spitballing here, I'll go ahead and speculate that Kubrick is referring to the major interruption of having to stop filming because of the fire. The frustration I'm alleging he felt might also help explain why Kubrick didn't make another movie for the better part of a decade.

It does him a disservice to say that every onscreen detail has a one-to-one correlation to some very specific idea, or carries a specific message. It implies that he was kind of simple-minded, and didn't have the skill to create rich, complex work open to multiple meanings. More like he was putting together a bookshelf from IKEA than making a work of art. And to say he was meticulous and let that justify one's insistence that every detail of the film was fully under Kubrick's control—that he would even want everything to be so totally under his control—and therefore error-free just doesn't cut it. Kubrick clearly had OCD; not the neat-freak kind lots of people claim to have but the nearly debilitating, crazy-making kind (I should know). Doing a hundred takes of one shot and then finally going with the first one or two? That's OCD, which pushes you to do unnecessary things because you feel like you have to and not because they make sense. When people with obsessive compulsive disorder are stressed out, a lot of their symptoms can come painfully to the surface, and what's more stressful than directing a big budget movie? Watch the biographical documentary about Kubrick where someone describes him handing to a housesitter forty pages of typewritten instructions on how to look after his cats. Fuckin'-A that's some serious OCD. So when you say he was meticulous, keep in mind that quality owes as much to his mental instability as it does to his genius. Some of the stuff in his movies comes from the crazy, not from the smarts. I'd put money on it.



The first time I saw The Shining was on ABC when I was around twelve. Network TV doesn't let you watch R-rated movies unfiltered, but not enough was altered by censors to lesson the impact for me. As it does for most people, it left an indelible impression. A year or two later I taped a broadcast and watched it many times during my junior high years. I was a lonely, resentful outsider kind of a kid, and Nicholson as Jack Torrence looked to me like everything I wanted to be, if that doesn't sound too fucked up. He expressed his anger in long, articulate tirades, he let his frustration hang out, his emotions boiled over and there was no one to hold him back. I memorized his more insane scenes, played them out in my head because I yearned to go off on a tear in the same way in my own life. I was a weird teenager.

Flash forward twenty-eight years to just a few weeks ago when I last watched it, after not having seen it for at least a decade. Jack Torrence is no longer the hero; he never was, but tell that to fourteen-year-old me with his stupid power fantasies. Instead, I see the sort of monster that has plagued, and continues to plague, too many families. A man set to self-destruct, and is prepared to take his wife and son with him. My own grandfather, who I thankfully had little to do with, was a similar individual, a drunk who was heavy-handed with his children and thought entirely in terms of himself. What I realized Kubrick had done was create a textbook example of a severely dysfunctional family, a blueprint of abuse, denial, and alcoholism that is perfect in its attention to detail and, yes, meticulous.

Two different versions of myself, separated by decades, have two entirely different approaches to the same film. According to some schools of criticism, they're both right. Hell, maybe they're all right. The meaning of a work has as much to do with what you bring to it as what the artist intended. If you want The Shining to be about moon landings or a return to the gold standard or whatever, have fun. I mean, you're probably not right, but more power to you for looking at a movie analytically instead of gaping slack-jawed at it. It's a much better time that way.