Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies--Like a Very, Very Big Salad




My wife and I were in Pasadena a couple of weeks ago with a friend and we all decided to go to a showing of The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies. He'd seen it a few times before, but was fine watching it again—he's a big Tolkien nut. We had already planned to see it while staying in LA because, well, we'd seen the first two, and it would have felt weird not to finish out the trilogy.

For my part, I was looking forward to it. Contrary to the popular complaint that these movies are too long, the second film felt too short to me. Once Smaug took off from the mountain to lay waste to the fishing village (don't expect me to remember place names—it's been years since I've read any Tolkien) I was ready for more. I fully expected things to go on for another hour; but then, what would that leave for the next installment?

Probably not a lot, and everyone knows the reason for that. The Hobbit is not a long book. You can literally read it in one day with time left over for three meals and a shower, and Tolkien clearly wrote it with the intention of it being a breezy children's fable that adults could enjoy as well, probably while reading it aloud at bedtime.

When Guillermo del Toro was originally slated to direct the Hobbit films with Peter Jackson producing, he had the right idea about how to bring it to the screen: do two movies. He believed the book had a perfect stopping point right in the middle that would make sense as a break in a duology. It would have saved the trouble of having to bring in a bunch of other unused material from the Lord of the Rings books, just to justify padding the movies out to a trilogy. The Hobbit became three movies because three are likely to make more money than two would have—I can't imagine that the decision was made for artistic reasons. Instead of breeziness, we get an overblown story that takes way longer than it should to get where it's going, which is nowhere in particular.



No, sorry, I take that back. Much too flippant of me. Where it's going is into the maw of CGI monster combat, wave after wave of it, pretty much endless once it gets up momentum, taking long enough that by the time you're done, you're exhausted. Not the good exhaustion that comes after exhilaration, but just tired. While it's obvious filmmakers have to dramatize books in such a way that they read as decent cinema, this feels like overkill.

None of this is in the true spirit of the book, which is quick and to the point, making these films, for all their reliance on state-of-the-art computer effects and Jackson's insistence on stretching out every moment from the source, a bad adaptation of Tolkien's work. It's the wrong approach.
The jam-packed feel of this last film should come as no surprise to anyone familiar with Jackson's work. I don't just mean his Hollywood stuff, but his entire career. Bad Taste, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles—most of his movies strive for excess. Jackson is at his best when he can find a balance between his desire to do everything that comes into his head and how to best tell a story, a standard he more or less sustained through the three Lord of the Rings movies, which have deservedly become classics. Battle of Five Armies is more closely related to Jackson's King Kong, a bloated, clunky, over-the-top movie that still managed, despite its faults, to be sporadically entertaining. In a way, it's a very laudable quality Jackson has; he wants to give the audience their money's worth, even if that means they have to sit in one place for four straight hours.



I don't think it's fair for people to compare these films to the Star Wars prequel trilogy. Those movies are genuinely ill-conceived and poorly executed. The Hobbit movies aren't as good as the Lord of the Rings, but they have some very good moments, and they're well made for the most part. They do feel a lot like an afterthought, something Jackson did because he felt he had to and not because he really had a passion to, but they're not awful; certainly not Phantom Menace awful. I wish Del Toro had done these instead of the lunkheaded Pacific Rim, but what's done is done. And it would have been nice if Jackson hadn't used more CGI than he used on Lord of the Rings, which makes the new films a poor visual fit with the older ones—one thing they do have in common with Lucas' misguided efforts. Some of the animosity also comes, I think, from the fact that many young people who saw the Lord of the Rings movies as kids are seeing these new movies from the perspective of their twenties, and it's next to impossible to reproduce the sense of wonder that comes so easily in our early youth. These days the market is glutted with ultra-expensive sci-fi/fantasy extravaganzas, causing them to lose some of their luster; way back when the century was new, they weren't quite so common.

Jackson's a man who loves his toys, though, with all their high frame rates and 3D graphics, and he won't keep his hands off them just because it's a good idea. His most recent attempt at a “smaller” movie, The Lovely Bones, is apparently as overblown as his other fantasy films, so I doubt there'll ever be a switch to cheaper, character-driven projects in the future; he's addicted to special effects and gizmos, and like any addict, he has to progressively increase the dose in order to maintain the same high. Chances are, Jackson's career peaked with Lord of the Rings, and he'll never again return to that pinnacle, no matter how much money he throws onto the screen. That isn't such a tragedy, really; better to achieve greatness and never repeat it than to never achieve greatness at all, I say. Still, it's too bad the Hobbit films bring that notion to mind. 


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